the foreign embassy
Background
You've reached the website of Eric Kurzenberger, formerly of Cleveland, Ohio, then New York City, and now, Los Angeles. This site is updated on a somewhat irregular basis: no apologies. It's worth reading. If you need to contact me, I can be reached at info_at_theforeignembassy_dot_com.
Now Playing
Recent Entries
Cute
Blackened
Radiohead at the Greek
Butterbeer, Burgers, Bliss
The Man in the Rain
Baby 101
These Days
Finally...
New Year
Bits
Highlights
Dreams of Cool Waters
The Tattooed Man
The General Orders a Pizza
Zen and the Art of iBook Repair
Dark
Breakdown, Go Ahead and Give It To Me
The Forensic Engineer
This is the Story of Bernard and Bernice
Half-Hour Fiction
Archives
March 2007
September 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
March 2006
January 2006
December 2005
October 2005
August 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
Search


Syndicate this site (XML)


valid-xhtml10.png

movabletype


the foreign embassy

An Open Rant to George Lucas

I could have dealt with the revamped sound effects. I could have dealt with the tweaked, overtly elaborate explosions. I might have been able to stomach the awkward and distracting CGI creatures shoehorned in for no apparent reason, other than you could. I might even possibly have been able to take, without vomiting, the godawful musical number in Jabba's Palace, or the replacement of my beloved closing Ewok rendition of the CSN classic, "Love the One You're With" with an inane world-music reject medley. I could have taken all that.

But damn your eyes, George Lucas, for slapping friggin' Hayden Christensen on the end of RETURN OF THE JEDI. Damn your eyes to Hades!

Posted by ekurzen at April 3, 2005 11:25 PM
Comments

What?! Say it ain't so! I remeber going to see the new-old rotJ but fell asleep at the theater... how is hc inserted in the movie... he'd have to be crusty vader when the mask comes off and ghost vader. I can see ghost vader, but crusty... say it ain't so.

Posted by: Carlos on June 2, 2005 5:42 AM
Post a comment