This Means Something

I got the following in a spam email advertising "live webcam dating," and while I've no interest in dating live webcams, I found the text used to try to defeat spam filters (didn't work, so sorry!) fascinating. It reads like particularly bizarre song lyrics, and I'd try to set it to a catchy pop beat if I had any musically talent whatsoever. I would love to know how they come up with this stuff...

Whose bluish wine snores as soon as her daughters white sony is thinking as soon as her daughters round boat is thinking.
Our small cat sleeps as soon as any smart green exam book walks.
Their slopy round-shaped round bluish bra makes sound and perhaps any well-crafted boots stinks and still a given slopy magazine is angry.
Their golden car smells.
Mine golden t-shirt snores or maybe his brothers white picture show its value.
Any given odd shaped binocyles fidgeting at the place that whose green well-crafted odd shaped baby makes sound.
Any given noisy eraser snores and any given white odd shaped glove show its value.
Their silver exam book fidgeting.
His brothers round-shaped bed calms-down.
Any given small binocyles show its value.
The golden forg stares.
Her daughters stupid golden small gun snores.
Our children small camera run.
His brothers white wine show its value.
His brothers round-shaped mp3 player is on fire.
Mine small glasses show its value and perhaps his brothers smart slopy boat smiles while their smart cat snores.
Our little t-shirt prepare for fight.
The green soft stupid sofa is on fire the time that mine soft eraser stares.
A given expensive door arrives and still his brothers green golden sport shoes stares.
His brothers tall white silver forg spit.
A expensive sofa looks around.
Whose purple door smells.
Our children stupid dog lies or maybe his brothers little white stupid computer stinks.
A given odd shaped bluish bluish bed stares.
Their silver table is angry.
Whose bluish silver bottle show its value as soon as the noisy soft underwares run while any beautiful mobile phone fidgeting.
Her daughters expensive silver boat falls.
The soft bottle calculates.
Her bluish pensil walks.
His white sony stares.
Whose beautiful white round-shaped laptop fidgeting.
A given small baby got an idea as soon as his brothers silver mouse stands-still.