Certifiable
I am now an Apple Certified Techinician. That means I can heal Powerbooks with the power of my mind. I can cure stricken hardware with the slightest touch. You could run over your iBook with a steamroller and kneel before me with a garbage bag filled with the broken shards, and I will smile gently and hand you back your computer, whole, functional, because I am a benevolent and merciful god. But I am also a vengeful god: mess with me, and I'll wipe your hard drive just by looking at it.
I am certified. FEAR ME.
Posted by eric k at June 30, 2003 09:07 PMCongrats!
Posted by: Etan on June 30, 2003 09:38 PMdear mr certified,
congratulations! we are very proud of you! i bet you're glad it's over.
Hey, nice work, Eric. Tell you what - my powerbook won't boot from CD-R's. Can you spit on it and make it better?
:)
Seriously though, must be nice being officially sanctioned to help people - the only thing I'm certified to do is tell them to call Epsahn.
Posted by: Arthur on July 1, 2003 02:17 AMThere. I have healed your powerbook. PRAISE ME!
Posted by: eric k on July 1, 2003 08:57 AM