Oh baby, that turns me on.

Sexy, ain't it?

E to the mother f*ckin' K!!!!

Not only are you a genius, but you are my hero, my diety if you will. That is by far the best lego set up I have ever seen. Now I will have to trip you while you are entering your apartment (which by the way is around the corner from my new crib), key in hand and give you 3 or 4 lumps on the nugget so that I may tip toe into your home and steal this BEAUTY of a Star Destroyer. Consider yourself warned. Unless of course I just go to Toys R Us in Times Square where they have the best LEGO shit ever and by something equally as cool. Want to go? We can make a field day of it. This is what I would bring to make the trip more enjoyable:
1. pack of smokes (of course)
2. large cargo pants in order to sneak small LEGO models into the pockets.
3. an apple - in case I run out of steam while spending countless hours in the LEGO department.
4. a beacon - so that I can send out distress signals when I am buried in the stuffed animal section.
5. The scariest mask ever in order to keep all of the little shits in that store away from my booty (and I'm not talking about my ass) that I will make all my own.
6. your credit card - you didn't think I was buying did you? I only buy cheap booze, cheap women and cheap friends.

and that's it. Bus leaves promptly from Carroll Street and 2nd Place, directly after the IKEA bus and Atlantic City cruise line departs.

Papa