Holy Mother of God...
I want this. I really, really want this. Honestly.
An Imperial Star Destroyer made of Legos. Over three thousand of 'em. The sucker's three feet long. It's also three hundred dollars, but hey, what can you do?
If you loved me, you'd buy it for me right now.
Posted by eric k at May 22, 2003 10:41 PMOh baby, that turns me on.
Posted by: Jacob on June 1, 2003 02:28 AMSexy, ain't it?
Posted by: eric k on June 1, 2003 09:04 AME to the mother f*ckin' K!!!!
Not only are you a genius, but you are my hero, my diety if you will. That is by far the best lego set up I have ever seen. Now I will have to trip you while you are entering your apartment (which by the way is around the corner from my new crib), key in hand and give you 3 or 4 lumps on the nugget so that I may tip toe into your home and steal this BEAUTY of a Star Destroyer. Consider yourself warned. Unless of course I just go to Toys R Us in Times Square where they have the best LEGO shit ever and by something equally as cool. Want to go? We can make a field day of it. This is what I would bring to make the trip more enjoyable:
1. pack of smokes (of course)
2. large cargo pants in order to sneak small LEGO models into the pockets.
3. an apple - in case I run out of steam while spending countless hours in the LEGO department.
4. a beacon - so that I can send out distress signals when I am buried in the stuffed animal section.
5. The scariest mask ever in order to keep all of the little shits in that store away from my booty (and I'm not talking about my ass) that I will make all my own.
6. your credit card - you didn't think I was buying did you? I only buy cheap booze, cheap women and cheap friends.
and that's it. Bus leaves promptly from Carroll Street and 2nd Place, directly after the IKEA bus and Atlantic City cruise line departs.
Papa
Posted by: Papa on September 30, 2003 03:59 PM