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Help A Condescending Prick Get Married

Upon arrival, you will begin to spread the rose petals on the ground and open the passenger door for my girlfriend. VERY IMPORTANTLY (since I will not have time to inspect you beforehand,) you MUST be wearing gloves! At NO times should your bear hands touch my car. Also it is VERY IMPORTANT that under any circumstances you DO NOT MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT with my girlfriend. You can look at me briefly but only in acknowledgement after I’ve given you an order...

Wonder what lucky lady got this catch?

Posted by eric k at February 16, 2003 11:30 AM | TrackBack
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