I could have dealt with the revamped sound effects. I could have dealt with the tweaked, overtly elaborate explosions. I might have been able to stomach the awkward and distracting CGI creatures shoehorned in for no apparent reason, other than you could. I might even possibly have been able to take, without vomiting, the godawful musical number in Jabba's Palace, or the replacement of my beloved closing Ewok rendition of the CSN classic, "Love the One You're With" with an inane world-music reject medley. I could have taken all that.
But damn your eyes, George Lucas, for slapping friggin' Hayden Christensen on the end of RETURN OF THE JEDI. Damn your eyes to Hades!
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What?! Say it ain't so! I remeber going to see the new-old rotJ but fell asleep at the theater... how is hc inserted in the movie... he'd have to be crusty vader when the mask comes off and ghost vader. I can see ghost vader, but crusty... say it ain't so.
Posted by Carlos | June 2, 2005 5:42 AM
Posted on June 2, 2005 05:42