When visiting Tekserve, please remember NOT to:
Park illegally
Leave your keys in the car
Leave your baby in the car
Lock the illegally-parked car with your keys and your baby inside
Lock the illegally-parked car with your keys and your baby inside when driving a BMW X5 Sports Activity Vehicle (with special central locking and alarm system!), requiring five police officers, an ambulance, and a NYPD Special Services truck to open the vehicle
Just a friendly reminder!

I can't believe someone who is intelligent enough to earn enough money to drive a BMW could be so STUPID!! Or is this an April Fools, as in WestLife?
No, it really happened. She was talking to the baby through the window while the police tried to crack the locks. I'd love to know how they got the thing open...