Michael Malice has found what I can only guess is a Flash commercial for Kikkoman soy sauce. I'm not sure where the suicidal cat fits in, but it's probably explained in the subtitles.
I've completely lost all ability to distinguish between the serious JapanaFlash that's unintentionally bizarre and the stuff that just imitates it for laughs, but this strikes me as the former. Unless there is no serious JapanaFlash. Unless the Japanese are truly out to mind-fuck us all.
In other news, having finally watched the astoundingly incoherent XXX, I've conclusively determined that Asia Argento is nothing more than a parallel-universe Winona Ryder who flubbed her audition for HEATHERS, coked out, and ended up in the Italian porn industry.
